The Happypants Society

Act I:
Cross-dressing Protest
CANCELLEDPOST-PONED

note: this only applies to the students of Cody Awesomepants's school.
This act has NOT been cancelled.

Oh no. Now, it's just a matter of revenge. >:3

The principal stepped in when a flyer was left in the cafeteria, and we were called down on several things. Pshaw. By "Several Things", I mean, "No Leafletting". That was her only claim against us. If cross-dressing really were allowed, she wouldn't haebeen able to cancel the act, nor would she be able to drag mine and Toddrica's names into it.
Oh no. She just fed the fucking beast.
When the principal was asked (during Cody's 30 minute conversation with her), she did make one thing clear. If someone does come to school cross-dressed, not at all having to do with the protest in any way, then depending on the severity of the outfit and how appropriate it is, the student will probably be asked/told to talk to the principal, and their consequences will go from there. I can guarentee nothing, but think it'll be at least an ISS; she also said that, even if the c-dresser doesn't even kow who I am, Toddrica and I will be punished. We're screwed, 'cause she can do that.



The old "plan of action" is listed below.

On December 19th, 2006, join the protest against the "cross-dressing rule". This is for both boys and girls to express a dislike of the school ordinance that loosely prohibits cross-dressing [at Cody Awesomepants's school].

At this school, girls are allowed to wear "boy-clothes", but boys are not allowed to dress in "girl-clothes". This is an important fact of our protest, and could be seen as violating the first amendment which regards freedom of speech and expression, and should not be forgotten. It is hypocritical to allow one gender but not the other to wear such a wide variety of clothing.

Cross-dressing, or wearing the opposite gender's clothing, is currently prohibited/highly-limited in this school district, and students have received In-School Suspensions for partaking in it.

On Dec. 19th, anyone interested is invited to come to school "cross-dressed". Be warned, there is risk of trouble, and one should not be unprepared. It is suggested that you take an extra pair of "normal clothes" to school that day, just in case you're asked to change.

Also, for those of you males who would really rather not wear a skirt, Cody [I] will be bringing a BEEP-load of make-up for you to choose from. Just wear some heavy make-up, and we'll count your efforts!



If you have any questions at all, please email Cody Awesomepants via e-mail: happypantssociety@yahoo.com


Let’s keep it that way, darling